Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd

Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd (/mirˈtid/ /zmurl eˈplə˞rd/ [relevant] [thigh]) is a subtropical Town located in the Ákowror Region of the Confederation of Goblin Tribes.

The name Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd is derived from the Gnollish language, as Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd was founded by Irene vyim Rolɑrtɑtræ̝rg, who was culturaly Gnollish.

Climate

Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd has a yearly average temperature of 10°C (50°F), with its average temperature during the summer being a cold 9°C (48°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cool 12°C (53°F). Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd receives an average of 283 cm/y (111 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of snow during the pleasantly short winter months. Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd covers an area of nearly 5 km² (2 mi²), and an average elevation of 978 m (3208 ft) above sea level.

Overview

Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd was founded durring the late 11th century, by Irene vyim Rolɑrtɑtræ̝rg. The establishment of the new community went well, with no major obsticles durring construction.

Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd was built using the conventions of Gnollish durring the late 11th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd is no diffrent. The town's buildings feature timber framed wooden shiethed or brick construction, which gives form to a very formalized, rational, expence effishent arcatectural style based on strictly symmetrical designs which universaly feature pitched roofs, shutters, and the occasional column or pilaster for a decorative touch.

Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd is buildings are grouped arround an odd layout of crampt paverstone streets, which seems to be based on an overlapping squair patern such that there are small squares at the cornor of every bigger square. Sometimes buildings exist in the smaller squaires, other times they are open spaces, or occupied by temporary structures. The town rests behind the absurdity that is a thick, timber braced, wall made of clay bricks. While visualy impressive and certainly an astetic, Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd's wall provides no actual defence against siege equipment due to the choice of its cosntruction materials. Even nonexperts can tell the town is trying to impress rather than defend with its walls, towers, and gatehouses. Though admittedly, they do look nice... To primitive tribals who have never seen fortifications before. Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd's political statment focused walls are in an unremarkable state. To some, this is the ideal sate for defences to be in. In need of absoutly nothing, and ready to serve the town as needed.

A look around Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd has something terribly wrong with it. It’s impossible to put one’s finger on, but something is horribly wrong. Maybe it’s the way fog blankets the ground, but only in the connors of places. Maybe it’s the vermin scutteling between shadows in the corner of your eyes. Perhaps it’s the overcast sky which seemed to creep out of nowhere, or the distant howling of wolves. Maybe it’s everything together. Regardless, you do not feel it would be wise to remain in Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd long.

Civic Infrastructure

Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd's parks.

Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd.

Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.

Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.

Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.

Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd possesses a Galvanic Power Grid, which brings galvanic current to most if not all buildings in town, and permits a great many consumer goods to function within the Town. Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd's grid is powered by a god's will and kindness.

Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd possesses an older civil lighting system consisting of street lamps. In spite of the Galvanic Grid, these lights continue to use their old fule sources to provide nighttime illumination to all city streets.

Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd's natural decorations nor waterways.

Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.

Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.

Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd is home to a University which provides higher education in a variety of fields, and also serves as a research institute for those same fields.

Cultural Notes

There’s a relatively new religion in Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd which is rapidly gaining power. It might be a sectarian offshoot of a major faith, the unique product of a new prophet, or an outside faith backed by wealthy and powerful foreign supporters. Depending on the demands made on believers, the new faith may be a matter of concern only to the existing clergy, or it might be a major flashpoint for conflict in the community.

Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd's garrison was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is best known for its functional shapes, abstract shapes used sparingly for decor, simple color schemes, holistic design, and basic industrial materials. Its simple designs were created to be beautiful, functional, and mass-producible. The style used little to no embellishment or ornamentation, instead drawing attention to the streamlined design, such as flat roofs to create a simple, geometric look. The simplicity masks the style's nearly sinister functionality, as every last feature is designed to guide the people living in the building in how to make the most efficient use of the structure.

In Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd leaves and flower petals never touch the ground.

The Trailgaunt near Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd are known to be quite timid.

Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in spring and involves long periods of drunkenness to channel Summoning energies of tier 1 via speaking in tongues.

Economy

The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.

Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd Census Data: Year 2000

443 of Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd's population work within a Foundational Occupation.

• 26 work in Agriculture
• 98 work as Craftsmen
• 37 work as Merchants
• 73 work as Service Workers
• 44 work as General Laborers
• 15 work as Skilled Laborers
• 63 work as Civil Servants
• 42 work in Cottage Industries
• 21 work as Artists
• 24 work in Produce Industries

846 of Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 112 (8%) are noncontributers.

Points of Interest

POI

History

In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the early 2nd century a local hero by the name of killed a tyrannical who had controlled Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd for years. One of Mäpt Kahe-zmurl Eplárd's festivals remembers the hero.

History